Cougars, Tigers, and Cell Phones…Oh My

By ERIK HEPWORTH, FreshSportsDaily.com Wire Services

With the world’s greatest golfer publicly scrutinized and complaining about it, the media is in a frenzy to break the latest news. So here it is…the latest rumor around the water cooler is that Tiger Woods' wife Elin threw Tiger’s cell phone and broke his tooth. This same missing tooth is one of the main reasons Tiger did not show up for his hosted golf tournament in Thousand Oaks, California this week.



A cocktail waitress from Los Angeles has said that she can prove there supposedly have been over 300 text messages from their 31 month affair. Tiger admitted “I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves,” Woods said on his Web site. “I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.”



Audio tapes left supposedly by a man calling himself Tiger on Jaimee Grubbs voicemail mentioned to not have her name displaying when she calls:

Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That’s it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye.

Tiger also stated this on his website:

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

Neither Tiger nor anyone else has confirmed that it was he whom left the voise message on Jaimee Grubbs phone.