Everybody's favorite losers, the Chicago Cubs, have dealt tempestuous outfielder Milton Bradley to the Seattle Mariners for overpaid and overrated pitcher Carlos Silva.A piece of advice to Mariners management - purchase lithium. Lots and lots of lithium. Then figure out how to slip it in Milton's Gatorade. You also might want to consider nailing down the clubhouse furniture and developing a system on how to keep Uncle Milty apprised of the number of outs in the inning.
At the very least, the Mariners have assured an interesting 2010 season. If Milton doesn't implode, they might even win the division.
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