Chris Henry - Not a Stuntman, Not Very Smart

By MAX CUSTARD, FreshSportsDaily.com Wire Services

Oft-Troubled Cincinnati Bengals Wide Receiver Chris Henry is in serious condition following a “domestic dispute” with his fiancée.

According to reports, Henry went all James Bond and jumped into the back of a pick-up truck as his fiancée sped away from their house. Henry fell out the back of the truck and was found a half mile away from his home suffering life-threatening injuries.

Normally we don’t like to be sarcastic when a potential loss of life is involved, but we’re not talking about Gandhi here. This is a guy who has been arrested five times for various domestic violence issues. Obviously this loser has had serious mental/emotional problems for a long time. Now it's manifested itself this way and he's layed up in the hospital looking like a hamburger patty. Good luck, kid.

Tiger Taking "Indefinite" Leave of Absence from Golf

By MAX CUSTARD, FreshSportsDaily.com Wire Services



On his website, Tiger Woods has finally acknowledged his "infidelity" and has announced he's taking a break from professional golf.

We wish him and his family luck.

Cougars, Tigers, and Cell Phones…Oh My

By ERIK HEPWORTH, FreshSportsDaily.com Wire Services

With the world’s greatest golfer publicly scrutinized and complaining about it, the media is in a frenzy to break the latest news. So here it is…the latest rumor around the water cooler is that Tiger Woods' wife Elin threw Tiger’s cell phone and broke his tooth. This same missing tooth is one of the main reasons Tiger did not show up for his hosted golf tournament in Thousand Oaks, California this week.



A cocktail waitress from Los Angeles has said that she can prove there supposedly have been over 300 text messages from their 31 month affair. Tiger admitted “I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves,” Woods said on his Web site. “I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.”



Audio tapes left supposedly by a man calling himself Tiger on Jaimee Grubbs voicemail mentioned to not have her name displaying when she calls:

Hey, it’s, uh, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voicemail, just have it as your telephone number. That’s it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye.

Tiger also stated this on his website:

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

Neither Tiger nor anyone else has confirmed that it was he whom left the voise message on Jaimee Grubbs phone.